Now you too can sleep on, or autograph, Carl Kassell's head

This just in, the NPR Store is now offering a Carl Kassell Autograph Pillow and Pen, which it readily admits is an "odd homage" to the longtime NPR newscaster and Wait Wait ... Don't Tell Me! scorekeeper and answering machine voice. The item's existence immediately prompted a heartfelt apology from Cowering NPR on Twitter. The anonymous Tweeter/s also revealed that the eerie-looking pillow is actually last year's NPR Labs creation.